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Today is your lucky day... by Lori Brown

Hello Friend,It's me, the now of fresh, drinkable, portable water. You're very busy, I understand, so I won't take up too much of your time. I know how you like everything on the go, from meals to music. Well, have I got the ideal product for YOU. Made from the finest toxic materials, plastic water bottles will leave a lasting impact on the environment that you will soon forget. Don't hesitate to throw them away when you're finished...you can use as many as you like. The world is your landfill. BTW, tap water is so last century. Brought to you by the billion dollar bottling industries. Drink Up.